He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend