He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life