Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?