There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment