Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are