I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall