Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??