I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos