I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.