How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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