I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.