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(423): View more from Tennessee

well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.

(1-423): View more from Tennessee

most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you

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(217): View more from Illinois

I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.

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(720): View more from Colorado

hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect

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