Texts From Last Night · Best Nights of All Time

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Best Nights of All Time

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Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass

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Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!

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(217): View more from Illinois

i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?

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