How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I think we might need a safe word for this...