Worst Nights of All Time

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.

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• (858): View more from California

  I yelled at your uterus for you.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.

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  Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?

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• (818): View more from California

  DRUNK COOKIES

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  Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?

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  Yes

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who knew?

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