shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.