I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets