"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
When did angry sex become our thing?