either way he was missing a nipple.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.