In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.