Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids