how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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