He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He had one of those small greek statue penises
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"