So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another