turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.