Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.