Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.