You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
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Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????