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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes

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(516): i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes http://tfl.nu/j5p1

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what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina

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(516): what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina http://tfl.nu/zqnz

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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.

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(516): Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects. http://tfl.nu/hkn5

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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.

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(516): Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning. http://tfl.nu/lzds

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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".

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(516): i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed". http://tfl.nu/0nax

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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say

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(516): My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say http://tfl.nu/znzu

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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea

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(516): In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea http://tfl.nu/v7d1

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I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before

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(516): I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before http://tfl.nu/l3md

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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"

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(516): then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already" http://tfl.nu/32w5

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How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"

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(516): How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction" http://tfl.nu/s1bm

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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

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How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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(516): He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono (973): How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you? http://tfl.nu/fl5a

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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?

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(516): she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe? http://tfl.nu/rh9d

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so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.

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(516): so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool. http://tfl.nu/00u1

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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront

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(516): ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront http://tfl.nu/ih22

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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now

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(516): Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now http://tfl.nu/8cl1

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