she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall