some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.