It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.