god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
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New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.