You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom