i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.