Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye