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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?

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  I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?

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  I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex

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  SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.

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• (818): View more from California

  Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.

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  You are my idol.

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• (949): View more from California

  I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever

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