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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.

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  That's dedication to the game.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital

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• (954): View more from Florida

  pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown

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  And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!

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• (310): View more from California

  She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed

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• (956): View more from Texas

  They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  and then she asked if she could shave my junk

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  and howd that go?

  (623): View more from Arizona

  can you pick me up from the hospital?

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