Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?