just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"