Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.