Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.