just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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