everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"