I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate