Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.