My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston