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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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