rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?