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I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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