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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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