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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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