So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.