That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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