I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere