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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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