get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.